"That" talk!

I have mentioned a few times on facebook the games, conversations i overhear/eavesdrop on as I sew, between Jack and Hannah,

they talk alot, setting the scene for their games, and yesterday I was almost choking, with laughter and something else as I listened,

They were planning to play Mum's and babies, but they were both babies,

Hannah, 'Right Jack!, pretend we were just born out of Mum's butt, were gonna need a bath!"

Jack giggled and made some baby noises,

Hannah, "i'm serious Jack, we came out of Mum's butt, we're covered in Pooh, and we need a bath? or something?"
Oh Dear, where do they get this?

A few months ago Hannah asked me how "you got a baby?"

While i was thinking through how much to say, or how little , to a 4 yr old,

I started with, "you need to be a grown up ladý",

Hannah was happy with that and so was I.....

My family still talk/laugh about my first sex education class at school,

Mum asked me did I have any questions, I pretty much understood it all,

except for one thing..

why did the teachers call it intercourse, when I knew for a fact that it was called rooting!

Sex Education via public/school toilet doors.

I might wait a little bit longer before having "that" talk, I did point out however that they were in my tummy and didnt come out of "my butt",

I will let you all know if next time they play Mum's and Babies, they're covered in belly button fluff!

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